Me and Smokers

I don't smoke.

I don’t exactly fuss over smokers; as long as they are considerate enough not to 'disturb' others. They know their risks and it’s their rights to decide what to do with that.

Who I can’t stand are the stupid ones. These morons are insensitive to other non-smokers, polluting the air in non-smoking areas such as air-conditioned malls, restaurants. These are the SOBs I wish they get lung cancer sooner so they’ll be rid of this world!

Then, there is this particular type of smoking-species which I think is bloody selfish, super-stupid and ultra-pathetic… that you can find them smoking in PUBLIC TOILET! Yeah for some strange reasons this species like to hang out in toilets, looking at each other, making small talks and office gossips and poisoning the air trapped in the confined area for other non-smokers. Perhaps the ammonia and smell of urines actually give them more kicks out of the nicotine from their cigarettes?

Come on you bunch of losers, you want to hang out and be seen 'cool'? Spend a few bucks and go to Starbucks-lah!! Standing in the public toilet where everyone goes to pee and do everything else they won’t do in their living room/bed room/car/office/dust bins/dog house/etc and looking in the mirror adjusting your pants while inhaling smells of urines and nicotine don’t really make you a Marlboro Man-lah!

BTW, do you know that even the original Marlboro Fella died of lung cancer?





-HS